This is it.

Oh, yellow farmhouse. We've been through a lot together already. Several visits, thinking you were the one, thinking your floor plan just wouldn't suffice, thinking we'd look at other homes, not finding anything else that we liked as well as you, feeling drawn to you, feeling torn by your shortcomings, but loving the essence of you all along. Though you weren't our ideal, we felt drawn to you, like we belonged together. And so, yellow farmhouse, after everything we've been through, you should know that the floundering is over. We are buying you. The Hastings family is going to take good care of you. We'll paint your shutters and carpet your floors. We'll give you a bigger kitchen and plant fruit trees by your side. We'll do everything within the power of man to protect you from mice. Most importantly, we will fill your rooms with laughter and love and memories.