Pottery Darn

I'm pretty sure that the good people at Pottery Barn have it in for me. Just when I had Ryen's party all planned, reserved, and purchased- I got my PBK catalog. Do they spy on me? Do they tap my phones? Do they have employees hiding out in my bushes with binoculars? They came out with a whole line of ADORABLE items for a pirate birthday party. I could pass on most things, but that bean bag game was downright unavoidable... dang it. Why do they have to make such cute stuff??? And why do they have to make stuff they know that I, myself, personally, will HAVE to have??? Dang you Pottery Barn! I'm going to have to boycott them... after their next sale.